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🎬🖼 🦾 Kojima’s new collab: an actual exosuit, not merch

Published：2025年11月12日上午6:52:54

🦾 Kojima’s new collab: an actual exosuit, not merch
Yep — Hideo Kojima teamed up with Dnsys for the Death Stranding 2: On the Beach Limited Edition Z1 Pro exoskeleton. A real, working assist suit — not plastic cosplay. 💪
Designed by Yoji Shinkawa, it cuts up to 200% load off your knees, boosts walking power by 50%, and makes you feel 20 kg lighter climbing stairs. Runs 4+ hours with swappable batteries and has smart gait control with in-game-style indicators.
Perfect for hiking, heavy work, or pretending you’re Sam Porter Bridges on your grocery run. Drops Dec 2, limited stock.
Kojima doesn’t sell merch — he sells the future. 🎮

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🎬 🍗 China’s frying chicken in space — seriously

Published：2025年11月7日上午8:30:47

🍗 China’s frying chicken in space — seriously
While others snack on canned mush, astronauts aboard Tiangong are grilling New Orleans-style wings in zero-G. Crispy skin, real caramelization — space just got tasty. 🚀
The secret? A space oven brought by Shenzhou-21. With no gravity, fans push hot air like an air fryer. It hits 190°C, cooking wings in 28 minutes — versus two hours for cookies on the ISS.
Filters trap grease, the wings sit in a mesh cage (so they don’t float off mid-bite), and the smell? Probably divine. All that’s missing is hot sauce and celery — then Tiangong becomes the first cosmic KFC. 🌌

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🖼 🧱 The world’s first console inspired by… concrete fences

Published：2025年10月31日下午4:37:41

🧱 The world’s first console inspired by… concrete fences
Russian design lab “20·50” unveiled a portable console concept modeled after the iconic Soviet PO-2 concrete wall — yes, that wavy gray fence from every factory yard. Now it’s gaming’s new aesthetic. 🎮
Functionally it’s a Switch clone — detachable controllers, tabletop mode, TV dock. But the design screams post-Soviet brutalism: heavy, angular, indestructible.
It actually won Russia’s Best Industrial Design 2025, though it’s still just a concept. Maybe it’ll never launch — but admit it, it looks badass. A console built to survive both boss fights and nuclear winters. ☢️

🎬 🤖 NEO — the “helpful robot,” not the scary one

Published：2025年10月30日上午6:02:14

🤖 NEO — the “helpful robot,” not the scary one
1X just opened preorders for NEO, a humanoid made to handle chores — cleaning, fetching, door-opening. It’s 168 cm tall, 30 kg light, and can lift 70 kg — basically your polite, buff roommate. 😅
Powered by Tendon Drive, it moves with muscle-like cables, not gears. Brain: Nvidia Jetson Thor with an LLM onboard — it chats, remembers context, and even spots ingredients (“Flour and eggs? Pancake time!”).
Runs 4 hours per charge, docks itself, comes in 3 colors. Price: $20 K or $500/mo.
Looks amazing — but until NEO proves it won’t fold the cat with the laundry, we’ll wait for 2026 before trusting it with chores. 🧺

🎬 🔬 Google just built a “quantum microscope” — and it works

Published：2025年10月29日上午6:26:50

🔬 Google just built a “quantum microscope” — and it works
Quantum computers finally did something real: Google’s Willow chip can now map molecules with freakish precision. Think sonar blur vs reading the ship’s name on the wreck. 😳
Their new Quantum Echoes algorithm runs 13,000× faster than any supercomputer. It sends a signal into 105 qubits, flips it back, and listens to the echo — but quantum-style, where wave interference amplifies the data.
The results matched classic NMR scans — and even revealed extra atomic details. That means new insights for drug design, battery chemistry, and quantum materials.
Google basically turned noise into knowledge. Quantum just got practical. ⚡️

🎬 🎌 292 samurai enter. Only one leaves.

Published：2025年10月27日下午4:36:22

🎌 292 samurai enter. Only one leaves.
Netflix just dropped the trailer for “Last Samurai Standing” — a full-on samurai battle royale. Late 1800s Japan: 292 warriors, one tag each. Lose it — you’re dead. Steal others, reach Tokyo, survive. It’s Squid Game, but with katanas. ⚔️
The trailer drips with Kyoto temples, moonlit duels, and cinematic chaos — feels like Kurosawa meets Tarantino.
Premieres Nov 13. Looks brutal, beautiful, and bloody — the way bushido never intended. 🩸

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Published：2025年10月23日下午3:40:02

🎬 🤔 Samsung’s Galaxy XR just threw shade at Vision Pro

Published：2025年10月22日上午11:25:00

🤔 Samsung’s Galaxy XR just threw shade at Vision Pro
Launched in the US and Korea for $1800, Galaxy XR is almost half the price of Apple’s headset — yet packs 4K mini-LEDs, 90 Hz refresh, 2.5 hrs battery, full eye- and hand-tracking, and high-res passthrough. Same sci-fi feel, less neck pain. 💆‍♂️
UI? Basically Vision Pro cosplay — pinch to click, floating windows, 3D scenes. But Samsung’s ace is AI + content: Gemini’s baked into everything. Point Circle-to-Search at a magazine, chat with Maps, or summon Gemini Live mid-YouTube to ask about what you’re seeing.
Oh, and full Google Play support. Unless you bleed Apple, Galaxy XR might just be the smarter buy — lighter, cheaper, and way more fun. 🚀

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🎬 🏁 Jetson kicks off the world’s first air races!

Published：2025年10月19日下午3:01:43

🏁 Jetson kicks off the world’s first air races!
At Arkansas’ UP Summit, Jetson showed off four Jetson ONE eVTOLs flying in formation — then racing full-speed through pylons at 102 km/h. Think Formula 1, but sky edition. ⚡️
Each Jetson ONE has eight rotors, a gamepad-style joystick, and 20 minutes of pure aerial adrenaline. Oculus founder Palmer Luckey already got his.
Over 550 orders booked, sold out through 2027. Deposit for 2028? $8K. Price: $128K, rising to $148K in November. The sky’s filling up fast — better claim your grid spot. 🚁

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🎬🖼 🤖 Honor just built a phone that giggles — and moves

Published：2025年10月19日上午7:01:49

🤖 Honor just built a phone that giggles — and moves
At its Magic 8 event, Honor teased the Robot Phone — a concept where the camera pops out on a robotic arm and even laughs like a cartoon. Yep, that’s in the trailer. 😂
The camera can swivel, shoot selfies, or “look around” on its own. In the video it comforts a baby and gazes at the stars — pure marketing poetry.
For now it’s all CGI fluff, but a real prototype is coming at MWC 2026.
Practical? Not really — it’s chunkier, heavier, and full of moving parts. But as a glimpse of the future? Pure meme-worthy brilliance.